Monday, November 12, 2012

Enlightenment

Enlightenment

Enlightenment


The image is not at all out of context here ... I happened to meet a relative by a relation I never knew of before that day, and I learned so much from him. He gave me insight into how things work around us... how we are surrounded by conspiracies ... hidden meanings behind all the stuff that we ignore just like that.

It was such a knowledgeable meet that I thought I'd share the enlightenment with others too... *sharing is caring* and after all its not your fault that his highness isn't your relative .

*Spice* has been added ofcourse 

Enlightenment clauses:
  1. Aj kal telecom engineers tou kaddu ki tara pare hain market mein, na koi hath lagata hai na koi poochta hai... bas paray paray sar jatay hain aur phir export ho jate hain.
  2. Mein ne apne bare baitay ko *Multi National * company mein naukri karwani hai, jaise yeh jo Telenor wagera . 
  3. Aj kal internet per paise kamana bohat sokha (easy) ho gaya hai ... pehlay zamanay mein tou mehnat ki kamai hoti thi.
  4. Cheeny salay (Chinese Rascals) bas sasta kaam hi kartay hain hamesha.
  5. Jiss ishtehaar (advertisement) mein bachi na nachay us ishtehaar se kuch nahin bikta.
  6. Tarang ka ishtehaar tou *my favorite* hai.
  7. Shadi 27 saal (27 years) k bad hi karni chahie mard ko.
More enlightenment when he came to know I am a Telecom Graduate , working as a firmware developer in a Private firm.

  1. Dekho na apna haal, Telecom degree ki , kia faida hua ? ab kisi *fum-wea* name ki private company mein kam kar rahay ho. Chinese name lag ra hai *fum-wea*.
  2. Yeh Honda , shonda sab bakwas hai ... mein ne Raavi khareedi hai CD70 , aise bhagti hai jaise khoti k dum per aag ho.
  3. KFC tou best hai.

Noticing I was holding an Android phone 

  1. Goray bhi kia bala (Monster) hain, salay humain in shashkon mein phansa ker khud dunya hila chori hai inhon ne.
  2. Yeh sab Muslims k khilaf sazish ka aik hissa hai mere dost. Yeh camera wala mobile Americans chahain tou kabhi bhi tumharay mobile camera ko istemal kar k dekh sakte hain k tum kahan ho.
  3. Waise yeh tumharay phone (Android) aur iPhone mein farak kia hai ? hai tou iPhone bhi touchscreen... tou wohi le lete.
Last but not least,

  1. Ap ka facebook id kia hai ?
Feel free to translate any of these clauses to your native language... 

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